
For Now, We’ll Just Call It Sticker Day
September 11, 2009 7 comments »This morning, I woke up in a pretty good mood. Wog only woke up once, I crawled into bed with him and then we slept away until after 7:30. That’s pretty huge! After he and HH left, I turned on the TV and it kind of hit me like a ton of bricks… it was September 11th. My good mood quickly faded.
Despite the overcast weather, it was easy to go along with my usual Friday morning activities: dishes, the grocery store, picking Wog up from preschool. He was especially proud of a sticker that was on his shirt. He chattered about it all the way to the gas station. He kept trying to show it to me, but all I could manage was an “Uh huh” and “That’s great” since I really couldn’t very well turn around while I was driving.
After pulling up to the pump, I stepped out into the mist and proceeded to chat with the kids through the rolled-down window while the gas pumped. It was then that Wog pulled his sticker off of his shirt and held it out for me to see.
It was a flag. The American flag. I began to cry. (Thank goodness for the misty weather.)
Today he’s clueless. It’s a cool day because he got a sticker.
Disconnected: A List
July 21, 2009 6 comments »Sunday night storms
Broke my teapot
No power for 4 or 5 hours
Tree branch down
Cracked windshield
Flat tire
No internet for 9 days
And counting
1 stomach bug on Monday (me)
Emptied one can of Lysol
1 more stomach bug on Wednesday into Thursday (Wog)
Finished off another can of Lysol
Broke my pepper mill
Another stomach bug yesterday/today (HH)
Night spent on my parents’ couch with 2 kids
Next week will be better. Right?!
Bloggy Ketchup
June 16, 2009 6 comments »…or catch up, if you must. Ketchup just kind of seemed to have a little more zing. And I like zing. And something on this blog should have some zing, since the design is about as far from zingy as a blog design could get. **Cough cough… hint hint… Mr Blog Designer, do you even read this anymore?!**
Lots of things going on at the Shoe house right now, but I have so very little bloggy mojo. (Could it be the design bringing me down? **cough**) Lack of mojo demands a list, right?!
1. Wog’s birthday party was a success. If you count success as paying $50 to rent a park pavillion, then having to share it with another group who didn’t pay and took up 4 of the 6 tables. The city did refund our money, but scolded us for not calling security to have them removed. Wog and his little friends had a blast though. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a single picture of the birthday boy that didn’t have his friends in it and editing them has proven me completely Photoshop deficient.
2. I’m about to dip my toe into the world of cloth diapering. I’m a little nervous. It could save us a ton of dough (like a ton), but what if it’s hard? I don’t do hard very well.
3. Wog is still doing great with the potty. The only problem is now he’s figured out that he doesn’t have to actually ring the potty. It’s just gross. If you’re looking for a stock tip, buy Clorox now!
4. I’m currently reading In Defense of Food: An Eater’s Manifesto by Michael Pollan. It’s totally changing the way I grocery shop. The premise is Eat Food. Not Too Much. Mostly Plants. I’m not finished with it (non fiction is such slow-going for me), but I would recommend it. Unfortunately, it’s making it harder for me to plan menus each week. A lifetime of consuming preservatives and relying on commercials to tell me what’s healthy, well that is a hard habit to break.
5. I usually rely on the library for all my fiction reading needs, but it’s also a GREAT place to test out a cookbook. If there’s a cookbook that I think I want, I check it out and take it home for a test drive. The most recent one I had to peek at was Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day. It did not disappoint! I’ll be purchasing it in the very near future. And I hope to be sharing stories of all my homemade bread with all of Bloggyland.
I’m reading back over this post and wondering who is this girl who speaketh of cloth diapers, making her own bread and buying fresh vegetables?!
My mom might have me committed.
That might not be a bad idea.
Scooby Doo Underwear and a Prayer
June 11, 2009 11 comments »Four weeks ago, when MDO ended for Summer break, we put Wog in big boy underwear and hoped for the best. You see, I am a very structured person and lover of rules and guidelines, except when it comes to parenting chores (and, yes, potty training is a chore and if you enjoyed it, I might be inclined to call you strange to your face). I’ve found that the occasional strong-willedness of my children can reduce me to an pile of inconsistent mush.
So, enter my “let’s try this and see what happens” method of parenting. (It’ll be all the rage soon–you’ll see.) And WOW, were we surprised! After the first day, there were no accidents of the “tee-tee” variety. And after four long, excrutiatingly messy, tear-filled days, he was dropping twosies in the potty like nobody’s business.
I’m almost embarrassed to tell you that he didn’t even wet at night. He started off sleeping in a Pull Up, but it was dry every single morning. So, when he started asking to sleep in his underwear, I let him. Two nights ago, he woke up at 11:30 at night, found his daddy, and enlisted him to help find the potty in the dark. I may have teared up with pride.
Before you hate me with my innovative parenting techniques and my genius child for our easy trek to freedom from the grips of Huggies, you should know that the Shoe house is not without it’s casualties. My uber cool shower curtain, the only one in existence on the planet that matches the icky green tile in my bathroom, was lost in one of the great Wog/poo clean up of 2009.
Rest in peace, fair tropical stripes.
Because I Know I’m Not The Only One
May 14, 2009 15 comments »Have you ever felt someone lose respect for you. Like physically? What about a room full of people? Well it happened to me several weeks ago when I, in a total whatintheheckwereyouthinking moment, announced to my Sunday School class that I had just finished the Twilight series and was currently watching the movie every stinkin’ night while I rocketh the Bug-girl to sleep. And that I thought the vampires were hot. And that I painted my nails black for three months after watching The Craft back in college.
Yeah, once I start, there’s really no way to stop the flow of randomness from my mouth.
This also may explain why I don’t really have many friends.
All that to say, like a few other cool chicks I won’t name (but will certainly link to) I bigfatpuffyheart Twilight. The books. The movie (while not cinematic genius- the cast is spot-on and, well, hunky). The soundtrack. Love. It. All.
My new fave thing– TwiMamas. It’s all you need to feed your Twilight addiction (what, I’m the only one addicted?) — pics, news, contests, even links to Etsy shops that sell Twilight themed stuff. (Feel free to get me this for my birthday!)
My other fave — my new candy and my Sunday School bff who, while doesn’t have one iota of respect for my choice in literature, thinks I deserve cool candy.
Oh, and if anyone in my Sunday School class asks, I’m totally reading C.S. Lewis now.
A Sharer of Words
May 7, 2009 10 comments »Even back in college when I used to write short stories and poetry (the cool kind that didn’t rhyme), I never fancied myself a writer. It was more of an emotion dump for me. Fortunately (and yet, strangely enough, unfortunately), I haven’t been dumped in eons so I don’t really get the out the old notebook for a daily or even weekly dose of alliteration.
These days find me with feelings of pride over a dinner that’s turned out to be both delicious and healthy, elation that Bug is walking all over the place, nervousness about potty-training Wog, frustration with not being able to find time to do a simple exercise DVD, ticked off ( -edness) because Wog woke Bug up from yet another nap, hope that maybe we’ll be homeowners soon, and sadness that I missed One Tree Hill yet again.
So, I blog.
Because, really, who wants to hear a haiku about pee on my couch?
**chirp chirp**
That’s what I thought.
Musings on the Swineflu
May 1, 2009 10 comments »I certainly don’t want to make fun of the swineflu. I imagine it’s a scary thing to have it or for your kids to have it. What I am tempted to make fun of, though, is all the hype.
I was half amused and half angry yesterday when a caller on a morning radio show, who described himself as a “medical professional”, proceeded to tell us the super duper how to keep yourself safe precautions to take: wash your hands for at least 20 seconds, use a teaspoon of antibacterial gel several times throughout the day, and minimize your contact with sick people.
Ummm, hold on! Let me get a pen so I can write that down.
Then, said “medical professional quoted his “reports” that this swineflu epidemic will end up affecting 90% of the population. 90%. Seriously?
If 90% of the population are not washing their hands after they french-kiss as many sick folks as possible, we have some much deeper issues to deal with.
Of course, that’s only one side of it. I have two little ones, one of whom hasn’t been vaccinated against the flu. I don’t really want to treat the whole thing so casually. To be honest, there’s a small part of me that wants to board my whole family inside the house until the whole thing passes. But isn’t that how the whole thing starts anyway… a bunch of pigs wallerin’ in their dirty little spaces?
I digress…
The point of this whole swineflu post was really just a lame excuse to present you with the single best invention I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. The best. Ever.
Ladies & Gentlemen….
Anyone game for heading to the next Baconcamp.? Or perhaps there’s a serious need for Baconcamp-Birmingham.
This Title Is Most Likely Longer Than The Post And, Sadly, Way More Interesting.
April 28, 2009 4 comments »I have found that my quest for self-improvement is seriously cutting into my internet time.
Yeah, I could should have tweeted that instead.
But then what would I have posted here?
Eye Candy
April 16, 2009 5 comments »Well, it’s official. I should’ve delayed the Great Bloggy Revival of 2009 until I had the ok from my technical director (aka. HH). My comments are still beyond jacked. And, yet, here I am again posting, knowing full well that old comments are going to show up on this post in the next few days (if not immediately). But a revival is a revival and I’m going to post, darn it to heck. So, if you do stop by, don’t be too freaked out by the wierd comments to leave a comment yourself. I’ll delete the stray comments soon enough!
Now that I got the uncomfortable bloggy business out of the way…
I am still eating my way through leftover pound cake, potato salad, jellybeans of the Starburst variety, and my mama’s Chocolate- Covered Matzah bread (no, we’re not Jewish, but I believe the love of a starch knows no religious boundary). I do hope that you haven’t eaten through all of your Easter candy yet, but just in case you have, here’s a fix or two of Easter weekend sweetness for you. Enjoy!


